I mean straight ones. And IRL. I mean, look, I know it’s a sorta offensive question, like asking if you can read,¹ but do you? The really intense Lemon-lovers I know are all ladies or very, very gentle men, so I have to wonder if there’s something you’re not telling the rest of us. Do you…

I LOVE LIZ LEMON!

Can someone float me $30 so I can go on this ride and get a t-shirt with that picture on it? For real. I take paypal.

Happy Birthday, Mike! I can’t draw so here is something far less cool.

It took facebook comments to make me see the truth of this billboard that I pass on the street all the time. 

(via Jessica Ⓥ Reed)

NEED!

(via)

Look at this raw emotion!

DMC

Run

prettygirlsongs:

dadsadork:

moldycupcake:

therealjenscifi:

spillingsecrets:

lorenblogs:

-the-pointman:

mosdefjaysnn:

umkaysie:

coolepilepsy:

weaseltotheface:

drunkgron:

crazybitcharoundhere:

intysonspants:

hxcfairy:

intothe-airwaves:

Intothe-vagina

vaginafairy

intysonsvagina

crazyvaginaaroundhere

drunkvagina ; vaginagron

vaginatotheface (fuck yeah)

coolvagina

umvagina

mosdefvagina

-the-vagina

vaginablogs

vaginasecrets

TheRealVaginaSciFi

MoldyVaginaCupcake

dadsavagina

 Pretty Vagina Songs

vagina_dza

I can’t talk about them and not show them to you.

photos courtesy @elizabite

I just found out that the move from Tier I Emergency Unemployment Compensation (EUC) to Tier II EUC is not as seamless as the move from regular unemployment benefits to Tier I EUC. Long story short, I didn’t get $407 I was expecting this week. 

Good thing I spent my birthday money on these new tattoos yesterday!

Well now I just feel like an asshole for complaining. What business do I have spending money on frivolous things when I’m on unemployment and it’s true, I really don’t. For the past year I have spent any extra money I come into on bills or things for my son but I thought this one time it would be okay to treat myself. I was instructed by the bearer of the gift that it was for tattoos. Otherwise they would have spent the money ordering me parts for my bike. Yeah I just went to Omaha but the high price of gold and an old wedding band funded that tank of gas, two sushi rolls and some diet cokes. Yeah my water just got shut off and I’m terrible with money. Yeah I saved $10 a week for a few weeks to go to an amusement park. Yeah, yeah, I know…this is what I get. It’s what I deserve.

elizabite:

My nice Jewish boy got a bike.

I posted a photo already, but I like this one better.

I like it too. I also like the shirt. Thanks for making me look cool Elizabeth, as per usual.

What are we doing here? (via thedzaks)

Wall of light (via thedzaks)

Aftermath