July 2010
80 posts
Sufficient Champagne: Do men like Liz Lemon? →
I mean straight ones. And IRL. I mean, look, I know it’s a sorta offensive question, like asking if you can read,1 but do you? The really intense Lemon-lovers I know are all ladies or very, very gentle men, so I have to wonder if there’s something you’re not telling the rest of us. Do you…
I LOVE LIZ LEMON!
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Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
prettygirlsongs:
dadsadork:
moldycupcake:
therealjenscifi:
spillingsecrets:
lorenblogs:
-the-pointman:
mosdefjaysnn:
umkaysie:
coolepilepsy:
weaseltotheface:
drunkgron:
crazybitcharoundhere:
intysonspants:
hxcfairy:
intothe-airwaves:
Intothe-vagina
vaginafairy
intysonsvagina
crazyvaginaaroundhere
drunkvagina ; vaginagron
vaginatotheface (fuck yeah)
...
SURPRISE!
I just found out that the move from Tier I Emergency Unemployment Compensation (EUC) to Tier II EUC is not as seamless as the move from regular unemployment benefits to Tier I EUC. Long story short, I didn’t get $407 I was expecting this week.
Good thing I spent my birthday money on these new tattoos yesterday!
Well now I just feel like an asshole for complaining. What business do I have...
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WatchTHE MAX
rsmallbone asked: Happy birthday, Daniel!
Or can I call you thedza? I feel like we're close like that, like we'd see each other on the street and I'd say, "Hey, thedza!" and you'd be all like "Hey, rsmallbone!" and I'd be all like, "Remember San Francisco?" and then you'd be breaking into a jog and I'd be trying to catch up, but...
Or can I call you thedza? I feel like we're close like that, like we'd see each other on the street and I'd say, "Hey, thedza!" and you'd be all like "Hey, rsmallbone!" and I'd be all like, "Remember San Francisco?" and then you'd be breaking into a jog and I'd be trying to catch up, but...
It took going back 64 pages but I think I am done.
Unless, of course, I missed something in which case I am NOT done.
I want to thank all of you beautiful people that helped me feel like yesterday was made especially for me.
xoxo
db
do-over asked: Daniel.
It's your birthday and I didn't get you anything.
But I did blow you a birthday bubble. Gawd I love Juicy Fruit.
So, you know. Happy birthday.
It's your birthday and I didn't get you anything.
But I did blow you a birthday bubble. Gawd I love Juicy Fruit.
So, you know. Happy birthday.
What ths day needs is an Accidental Penis
kfedup:
(via raiselm)
It’s Daniel’s birthday. Seems he ought to let the internet blow out his candle.
AMIRITE?!
I am so sorry that I missed the whole “Accidental Penis” thing. Wait, that didn’t come out right…shit I can’t stop! Thank you for thinking of me and my candle.
toosweet4rockandroll:
Happy Birthday to that bad...
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luckyshirt asked: Happy birthday, Jesus.
FUCKING PIXELPIPE PRO!
Please stop sucking!
It's Daniel's birthday!
mathcat345:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANIEL!
May you have some delicious cake to nibble on today.
Better yet, maybe Elizabite will let you nibble on her! (See what I did there? You know, ElizaBITE and nibble? I know. It’s lame.)
Anyway, happy birthday to a fantastic man! You’re the only man I know who can do what you did to those Daisy Dukes and tight top the other night. RAWR!
Thank you so much....
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