Leave. That. Alone.: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

Jay-Z (6) Aardvarck (4) Timbaland (3) Alicia Keys (2) Gucci Mane (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 29th

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We've Only Just Begun. . .

Dec 29th

I'm cooking a big pot of chili.

My chili is missing something. It lacks balance and harmony. Without knowing what is in it, what would you suggest I add to it?

Dec 29th

Since I'm apparently drunk, guess what?

ladawn: I’ve lost 10 pounds since I started my “Get less fat for San Francisco” plan. I know! I’m going to be dead sexy in time for the tweetup. Or something. Any plans to share or market said plan?

Dec 28th

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Who did this?

I did you twit.

Dec 28th

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How do I get an agent?

Depends on the kind. If you’re an actor you only need a couch of casting. If it’s a literary agent you’re after I hear that takes an act of G_d. Is the answer Carnegie Hall?

Dec 28th

I love you tumblr people.

What?

Dec 28th

When you guys figure out how to say "Chilean"

Could you please tell me what app I can use to video chat on a mac. OS version 10.4.11 Thanks, nerds. Love, Daniel

Dec 28th

This bed is so soft.

It feels like it’s made of angel breasts.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

"Sweeping the chimney"

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Dear developers of that Asynchronous Online...

xntrek: Please make a version for the Android. Make it playable across both platforms. kthanxbai I second that emotion.

Dec 23rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →

The Dactyls (60) The Beatles (39) Grizzly Bear (6) Lamb of God (3) James Brown (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 22nd

Global Orgasm For Peace →

Need i say more?

Dec 21st

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Dec 15th

Dec 14th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →

[unknown] (7) The Beatles (6) Animal Collective (3) David Bowie (2) T-Pain (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 12th

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Dec 12th

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Gratuitous Paragraph About You Wednesday

I have two super powers. One is sleeping through alarms. The other is the ability to get dressed in less than 45 seconds. I had hardly wiped the sleep from my eyes this morning when in one single motion I found my phone, dismissed the alarm and googled “School Closings Topeka, KS”. After clicking next page nine times on the mobile version of a local television website I was informed...

Dec 9th

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Do you remember where you were when you found out...

I was 5 and at my babysitter’s house after a long half-day of kindergarten. I accused my babysitter’s husband of lying and would not believe him until I saw it on the news myself. John Lennon was shot and killed the night before. When I got home I put on my construction paper nutcracker costume from the upcoming Christmas concert. I fancied that it made me look like one of the Sgt....

Dec 9th

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Dec 8th

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Say Something Nice Monday

frageelaytwit: inthefade: I received a DM this morning. It was the nicest, most meaningful compliment I received in a long time. And it came from somebody I have the utmost respect for, so that made it even better. What took him one minute to write and send will stay with me for a long time. Just saying…taking a second to tell someone what you think of them can go a long way toward making...

Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

Listen

Dec 7th

Dec 5th

I read formspring as foamspring and thought it had...

What is wrong with me?

Dec 4th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29) →

The Beatles (38) Panel Donor (4) Pink Floyd (3) T.I. (2) The Flaming Lips (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 1st