September 2009
65 posts
August 2009
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i want prizes
heckyeahfundraiser:
I could really trick people and be the coolest kid in town if I had a squirting calculator. I want to get in the Pirate’s Gold Machine and get some of those prizes. I could get a remote control hornet. That would scare people. I could get a cheese puff snake. It’s like a cheese ball container with fake snake prank. I would love to sell 85 items. The items are really cheap...
I NEED A PERSONAL ASSTENT.
I’m pretty sure my son’s fundraiser has those. (via atsween)
heckyeahfundraiser
heckyeahfundraiser:
Randolph Elementary is having a fundraiser. You can shop online.
The group receives profit from the sale and the seller will receive prize credits.
Please buy some stuff.
It’s school fund raiser time so of course I made a tumblr. heckyeahfundraiser
Shabbat shalom, y'all!
You know who else wore nylon track suits?
WHAT? [face palm]
Me: How old is your little guy now?
Customer: He's two and a half.
Me: And it looks like he'll be getting a new brother or sister..?
Customer: Oh. Um, no.
Me: Oh my G_d. I am so sorry. I'm sorry.
[foot, meet mouth]
Customer: That's okay.
Me: No, I'm sorry. This is why I *never* say things like that.
Customer: Really, it's okay.
(conversation about having/being only children ensues)
Me: Once again, I am really sorry about that.
Customer: It's okay. I hope it's just the dress...
Me: It totally is.
[stomach, meet foot]
How long have you been dealing with the pregnant-at-large?
That girl sure is good for my tumblarity.
Shai lays down science on the Black People on...
nickdouglas:
So my friend Micah had a theory on why minorities seem to dominate Twitter trend search results: “These people don’t have real Twitter friends. So they all respond to trending topics. And that’s the game, that’s how they use Twitter.” (He wasn’t saying this was “doing it wrong,” just different from what he was used to seeing.)
Some smart people reblogged it. Then a smart person...
myrm:
nicky36:
Emotional basket-case Nicky is a basket-case.
I think Nicky needs a hug so lets all TACKLEHUG NICKY!!!!
Dog-pile!
WatchAnd it’s deep too…
Half Shark Alligator Half Man
Half man, half shark…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23) →
St. Vincent (20)
Slint (13)
The Birthday Party (2)
Commodores (2)
T. Rex (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Watch22 seconds of crappy video shot with my phone last night.
Ebony & Ivory LIVE on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
WatchThis makes me laugh. Yeah, I’m stupid.
NO MAS
thatisnotfunny:
I am done with this tumblr now. It is exhausting and ineffective. I want you all to know I love you very much.
*edit- just got an e-mail that it has been a fun two weeks. Yeah, maybe for YOU
Are you kidding me? Don’t make me sing Marvin Gaye!
-211 from yesterday
-164 from yesterday
Intershame.com - on Defenders of Antisemitism →
Yes, these two assholes…they are the icing on this shit-cake.
I’m done talking about this here. Sorry for taking up so much dashboard.
My parents took me to see The Deer Hunter when I...
jessabelle2o7:
bcompton:
toldorknown:
biorhythmist:
Yeah, I know it won the Best Picture Oscar but seriously, WTF, parents?
I’ll see your Deer Hunter at nine WTF, and raise you a Zardoz at ten WTF.
At the drive-in, no less.
Poltergeist when I was six, at home. I hate clowns and trees now.
Just Before Dawn when I was five, at home. I hate inbred twins and the outside because of that...
