January 2012
73 posts
Satisfaction II
Satisfaction I
Dance, dance, dance…
December 2011
40 posts
I don't even know where to begin.
My Review of "No Strings Attached"
mikeboast:
Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher have a bunch of sex. Natalie is “emotionally unavailable.” They get attached to each other. Then they start popping pills. Ashton doesn’t know he’s alive, and Natalie forgets she’s in a movie.
Couldn’t finish this one. Stopped it at 1 hr 5 min.
Bottom Line: I am no longer attracted to Natalie Portman. Mission Accomplished!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
deadmau5 (4)
The Esoteric (1)
Scarlet (1)
The Handshake Murders (1)
Silver Jews (1)
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Bangs so straight and blunt
To trim them would be blissful
Now I see her eyes
De Niggabitch
That is all.
This depression is vivid. I can feel and taste and see it. It won’t be sated by spending, eating or indulgence. This depression is spiteful and sticky. There is a cold December rain that is typically unseasonable for this region. We cannot trust the weather. I hope that is the culprit. Not the sleep. Not the body. Not the fear. The sunless sky and that alone.
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Leave. That. Alone.: You can get with this or you... →
elizabite:
thedza:
Less than a year ago many, many of you went in and “liked” my student Facebook Fan Page. I was really very impressed and can’t thank you all enough. Now that I have graduated and have a real job I am again looking to impress my employer with my Internet prowess. If you’re so inclined head over…
Do it.
106 more would put us over 500.
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And for the record...
I did a research paper on hay bale construction when I studied Civil Engineering Technology and Construction Management so it excites me to no end to actually set foot in a hay bale building.
You can get with this or you can get with that...
Less than a year ago many, many of you went in and “liked” my student Facebook Fan Page. I was really very impressed and can’t thank you all enough. Now that I have graduated and have a real job I am again looking to impress my employer with my Internet prowess. If you’re so inclined head over to the Facebook page for Salon 808 and clickety click that like button and make...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Jeff Buckley (2)
Julian Casablancas (1)
deadmau5 (1)
De La Soul (1)
Big Sean (1)
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I wonder what Rick Perry thinks about breast...
Do you?
Jenkins to Obama: Sorry, I was working |... →
karlfun:
kacyas:
Kansas 2nd District Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins sent a belated and pointed RVSP Tuesday regarding her inability — intentional or otherwise — to greet President Barack Obama on his visit to Osawatomie, a community in Jenkins’ district.
“Mr. President, I wish I could be back home in Kansas today to introduce you to the hardworking folks of Osawatomie who, for the most part,...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
deadmau5 (6)
Vince Guaraldi (6)
V.I.C. (2)
Smokey Robinson (1)
The Funk Brothers (1)
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