January 2012
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Change Of Venue
Team Babybite decided to pack up and move west to a VBAC friendly hospital. So homebirth is now a hospital birth but hopefully still a “natural” birth. For the record, I’ve never seen anyone try for something so painful and so difficult in my entire life. In the end it’s the baby that decides and he wanted to come here; I think in part due to the proximity of a Kolache...
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To anyone having a baby (AHEM) during this solar...
elizabite:
andryushacx:
Might I suggest a name appropriate for the occasion? I can’t think of any good ones off the top of my head, but that’s not my job. I’m an idea man, not a baby name on demand man.
Stormaggedon.
I second that!
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HER WATER JUST BROKE
You can’t make this shit up, people.
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Elizabeth's Superpower
Elizabeth has been having frequent and intense contractions since Tuesday afternoon. She sleeps in 5-10 minute intervals between them when she decides to rest. Right now she’s in the kitchen asking me if I need anything. Superman is a punk bitch compared to her.
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I *was* in a tub
And now I’m out. After we made all the necessary calls to clear the rest of the day, Brenda checked Elizabeth’s cervix. Still at 4 cm so we’re still calling it early labor. He’s dropped quite a bit more so everything is moving along naturally and normally. Some more nourishment and rest is the order for the day. To be continued…
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In the tub
Like a boss
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Listening to Hypnobabies
This is really relaxing but I think that I’m 75% effaced!
Reblog this if you want a long anonymous message...
aimee-b-loved:
sblaufuss:
vegkat:
thejohnblog:
BRING IT HATERZ
Whatever. Do it or don’t.
Ugh, this is the exact opposite of what I want!
I’ll bite. No, not literally. Perverts.
Yeah, more stuff I’m not going to find time to keep up with.
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The midwife is here!
The midwife is here!
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Booting my phone in recovery mode.
Ice Cream Sandwich here I come.
“Lady Grantham: “You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement...”
– Downton Abbey (via modernaustenlady)
Infinite fail loop
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judgernaut:
I don’t know why I just said “hairbro.” It was the best alternative to “hair cutting guy” that I could come up with I guess.
Stylist works too but “hairbro” is now on my knuckle tattoo short list. I know it doesn’t fit!
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anxiously awaiting my hair appointment
judgernaut:
I’m really just scared that nobody ever fully grasps how much hair I have until they touch it. Two days ago I broke a nail trying to take it out of a ponytail. I don’t really wish the arduous task of washing, drying, and flat ironing this mess on anyone. Poor poor Dan.
That was fun! Let’s do it again (but book an extra half hour)
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My Dad on Facebook →
He’s not all that prolific. He doesn’t quite understand hownit works. He writes in allcaps. He’s sort of crazy. It would freak his ass out if a bunch of random people started posting on his wall.
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Fast Recovery
My father was responsive 3 hours after quadruple bypass surgery. He was extubated by the end of the night. The next morning he was up in a chair and had orders written to leave ICU and go to the cardiac floor. He was expected to spend 24 - 48 hours in ICU. Whatever you guys did, it worked. Thank you. A thousand times, we thank you all.
One more thing...
My father is having a quadruple bypass this morning. I’ve only known about it since last week. While being screened for a kidney transplant something popped up. That something turned out to be some major blockages and other bad cardiac juju. So if you could spare a reflective moment of good thoughts, a mi shebeirach, a hail Mary, a bong rip or whatever ritual you perform that makes positive...
judgernaut asked: This Friday. 10am. Haircut central.
I refuse to understand your lists.
I’ve always thought Abusement Park would be a good band name, also Episiotomatic.
Dance Like No One Is Watching: Big News of the... →
thimbleuponyourindex:
I am happy to announce that something kind of important happened to me!
I entered two outfits for our 2011-2012 Juried Exhibition. Both were accepted and then examined by a professor from another school. She’s been doing this a lot and is pretty close professionally with my teacher, Dr. Trout….
My cousin. She’s a badass. She’s obsessed with Koreans or...
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I'm terrible at using my askhole.
