apethink:

thedza:

luckyshirt:

apethink:

The cast of “Tweet Potatoes”, coming to CBS this fall.

Happy Birthday Daniel! I got you the lead role in a new sitcom about a down-on-his-luck musician who inherits his father’s potato chip fortune, but can only keep it by taking care of his two very special step-brothers.

Oh man I hope this is real.

Oh man I hope it’s my birthday! It’s not but by the time it is I will be a super famous CBS TV star and everyday will be my birthday.

Are you a super famous CBS TV star yet? Happy Birthday for real this time!

FUCK! I’m not a super famous CBS TV star!! Thanks for nothing, Internets!

Thanks for the birthday wishes you fabulous dirty ape. 

kfedup:

(via raiselm)

It’s Daniel’s birthday. Seems he ought to let the internet blow out his candle.

AMIRITE?!

I am so sorry that I missed the whole “Accidental Penis” thing. Wait, that didn’t come out right…shit I can’t stop! Thank you for thinking of me and my candle.

elizabite:

It’s the_dza’s birthday.  He loves Piet Mondrian, and since I can’t get him these, I got him this cheap, edible cake instead.

Happy Birthday, Daniel.  You’re my best friend.  <3

I love this woman!

toosweet4rockandroll:

Happy Birthday to that bad mutha-  I’m only talking about @the_dza

RIGHT ON.

Have a great one, Daniel.

Isaac Hayes - Theme From Shaft

Too sweet, as usually.  Thank you so much!

sistaflapjack:

This is Daniel and he is my brother from another mother. I love Daniel and it’s his birthday today. If you see Daniel today, please spank him for me.

YOU AND ELIZABETH BETTER MAKE IT TO CHSH TO SAY GOODBYE TO ME!!!

(photo via Richard)

Danielle is my other sister. I knew she was special the first time I saw that smile. I love her guts and will miss her desperately. Thank you, Danielle. LYLAS 4 EVAR!

designated:

Happy Birthday Daniel! You’ve got to lose the K-State stuff but anyone who brings me Boulevard Pale Ale is OK by me! Have a great day!

Photo by Elizabite

I’ll accept your birthday greeting despite the fact that you’re a Jayhawk. Thank you and GO STATE!

kaffeineme:

Happy birthday, Daniel! I had an SFTU photobomb from you, but I can’t find it, so I got you this picture of me rudely tweeting about some celebrity’s fake death while you’re telling a hilarious tale. 

I LOVE that photo bomb. One of my best ever. I think I was telling a story about how big something was. At least that’s what it looks like to me. Thank you for the birthday wishes.

@elizabite, Chris Adler and @LambVox

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luckyshirt asked: Happy birthday, Jesus.

Oy gevalt! Thank you!

A House Divided

Mondrian Cake For Me!

monkeyfrog:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DZA!

Daniel, I know you appreciate classics like I do. I dedicate this song to you, buddy. 

That’s that shit! Thank you!!!

gorillasushi:

Happy birthday, D. I hope you enjoyed the coupon I sent for one free exam at the all new Lohan Proctology Center and smoothie bar.

(original pic)

(via gorillasushi)

She was very…thorough. Thanks, I hope you had a bitchin’ birthday too.