Oral NAFTA
  • me:

    I know you're good for it

  • her:

    I am good for it. Plus I can always work it off. Scrub the toilets? Laundry?

  • me:

    Laundry + some blowjays and you have a deal.

  • her:

    ...

  • me:

    Wait. . .is it blowjays or b-jobs?

  • her:

    B-jobs makes it sound more official. Blowjays are what hookers give..

  • me:

    and Canadians give blowies, eh?