limerickfile:

… but at some point during our torrid love affair I thought, “Why am I spending so much time with you when I already have a perfectly good blog where people know me?”  So we have to part ways.  I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me.  You’re funny, outgoing, easy to get to know, and I’m sure you’ll find someone else.  But I’m getting back together with my ex.

I hope we can still be friends.