Yeah, I know it won the Best Picture Oscar but seriously, WTF, parents?I’ll see your Deer Hunter at nine WTF, and raise you a Zardoz at ten WTF.
At the drive-in, no less.
Poltergeist when I was six, at home. I hate clowns and trees now.
Just Before Dawn when I was five, at home. I hate inbred twins and the outside because of that movie.
I JUST WON THIS THING.
The Exorcist at the tender age of 2 at Big Chief Drive-In. I bet they boned after I fell asleep too.
