WHAT? [face palm]
  • Me:

    How old is your little guy now?

  • Customer:

    He's two and a half.

  • Me:

    And it looks like he'll be getting a new brother or sister..?

  • Customer:

    Oh. Um, no.

  • Me:

    Oh my G_d. I am so sorry. I'm sorry.

  • [foot, meet mouth]

  • Customer:

    That's okay.

  • Me:

    No, I'm sorry. This is why I *never* say things like that.

  • Customer:

    Really, it's okay.

  • (conversation about having/being only children ensues)

  • Me:

    Once again, I am really sorry about that.

  • Customer:

    It's okay. I hope it's just the dress...

  • Me:

    It totally is.

  • [stomach, meet foot]

  • How long have you been dealing with the pregnant-at-large?

 
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    I got my policy towards this from...radiation safety officer at
  2. thedza reblogged this from elizabite and added:
    How long have you been dealing with the pregnant-at-large?
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