heckyeahfundraiser:

I could really trick people and be the coolest kid in town if I had a squirting calculator.  I want to get in the Pirate’s Gold Machine and get some of those prizes.  I could get a remote control hornet.  That would scare people.  I could get a cheese puff snake. It’s like a cheese ball container with fake snake prank.  I would love to sell 85 items.  The items are really cheap and very good.  My pops likes the cashews.  I am going to get my dog some toys.

If I get squirted with a calculator I promise you guys pics.