I have two super powers. One is sleeping through alarms. The other is the ability to get dressed in less than 45 seconds. I had hardly wiped the sleep from my eyes this morning  when in one single motion I found my phone, dismissed the alarm and googled “School Closings Topeka, KS”.  After clicking next page nine times on the mobile version of a local television website I was informed that @ebeaux has no school today.  Good thing I had only managed to get my socks on before I started the abort sequence on super speed dressing.  If you get further along than that it just starts to get complicated.  Had I employment and money we’d be out buying new boots and snow pants.  Had I not degenerative disc disease we’d be shredding some gnarly powder or at least sledding.  That’s why G_d gave us credit cards and hydrocodone right? I’m sure we’ll find something to do. Wednesday is also date night. @elizabite and I are both child free Wednesday nights.  Later we’ll get together and decide where not to eat dinner and what not to do after and have a completely hilarious time doing so. It’s a special time of the week that I look forward to with gleeful anticipation.  Is that a paragraph?