elizabite:

Look what my mom got my Jewish boyfriend for Christmas!

ARB because it’s me and I’m just self centered like that AND to explain that this is a completely natural and non-staged reaction.  How hilarious is that?  I mean, really?  The other book in my lap is Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish: The Heeb Storytelling Collection. I’m one lucky dude.  Very, very lucky indeed.