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Happy birthday, Daniel!

Or can I call you thedza? I feel like we're close like that, like we'd see each other on the street and I'd say, "Hey, thedza!" and you'd be all like "Hey, rsmallbone!" and I'd be all like, "Remember San Francisco?" and then you'd be breaking into a jog and I'd be trying to catch up, but it's hard with my pants around my ankles.

Anyway. I guess you're busy or whatever.

Yeeaaaah…busy…totally swamped.

But not to busy to say thank you and PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS, MAN!