texburgher:

Maybe if we keep at it, we’ll improve. You know, like playing the piano or lifting weights.

If you can tell anything from today’s Gratuitous Picture (of myself), it’s that I have far too much wardrobe coordination ability for a straight man. Moreover, I enlisted the help of another male to shoot this, throwing coworkers even further into doubt regarding my aforementioned heterosexuality. Now do you see how much I love the internets?

Socks MUST match shirt gay or straight!