Leave. That. Alone.

Can someone float me $30 so I can go on this ride and get a...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:32:00 -0500

Can someone float me $30 so I can go on this ride and get a t-shirt with that picture on it? For real. I take paypal.

Happy Birthday, Mike! I can’t draw so here is something...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:06:55 -0500

Happy Birthday, Mike! I can’t draw so here is something far less cool.

It took facebook comments to make me see the truth of this...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:54:00 -0500

It took facebook comments to make me see the truth of this billboard that I pass on the street all the time.

(via Jessica Ⓥ Reed)

NEED! (via)

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:51:20 -0500

NEED!

(via)

Look at this raw emotion!

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:22:23 -0500

Look at this raw emotion!

DMC

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:00:41 -0500

DMC

Run

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:59:21 -0500

Run

Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:59:00 -0500

prettygirlsongs:

dadsadork:

moldycupcake:

therealjenscifi:

spillingsecrets:

lorenblogs:

-the-pointman:

mosdefjaysnn:

umkaysie:

coolepilepsy:

weaseltotheface:

drunkgron:

crazybitcharoundhere:

intysonspants:

hxcfairy:

intothe-airwaves:

Intothe-vagina

vaginafairy

intysonsvagina

crazyvaginaaroundhere

drunkvagina ; ~~vaginagron~~

vaginatotheface (fuck yeah)

coolvagina

umvagina

mosdefvagina

-the-vagina

vaginablogs

vaginasecrets

TheRealVaginaSciFi

MoldyVaginaCupcake

dadsavagina

Pretty Vagina Songs

vagina_dza

I can’t talk about them and not show them to you. photos...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:52:17 -0500

I can’t talk about them and not show them to you.

photos courtesy @elizabite

SURPRISE!

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:41:16 -0500

I just found out that the move from Tier I Emergency Unemployment Compensation (EUC) to Tier II EUC is not as seamless as the move from regular unemployment benefits to Tier I EUC. Long story short, I didn’t get $407 I was expecting this week.

Good thing I spent my birthday money on these new tattoos yesterday!

Well now I just feel like an asshole for complaining. What business do I have spending money on frivolous things when I’m on unemployment and it’s true, I really don’t. For the past year I have spent any extra money I come into on bills or things for my son but I thought this one time it would be okay to treat myself. I was instructed by the bearer of the gift that it was for tattoos. Otherwise they would have spent the money ordering me parts for my bike. Yeah I just went to Omaha but the high price of gold and an old wedding band funded that tank of gas, two sushi rolls and some diet cokes. Yeah my water just got shut off and I’m terrible with money. Yeah I saved $10 a week for a few weeks to go to an amusement park. Yeah, yeah, I know…this is what I get. It’s what I deserve.

elizabite: My nice Jewish boy got a bike. I posted a photo...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:05:11 -0500

elizabite:

My nice Jewish boy got a bike.

I posted a photo already, but I like this one better.

I like it too. I also like the shirt. Thanks for making me look cool Elizabeth, as per usual.

What are we doing here? (via thedzaks)

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:25:17 -0500

What are we doing here? (via thedzaks)

Wall of light (via thedzaks)

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:23:20 -0500

Wall of light (via thedzaks)

Aftermath

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:40:24 -0500

Aftermath

THE MAX

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 01:11:32 -0500

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THE MAX

Now I am!

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:23:24 -0500

Now I am!

accidents will happen

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:39:28 -0500

accidents will happen

nicky36: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: Daniel Sarah and Katie THIS looks...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:32:31 -0500

nicky36:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:

Daniel

Sarah

and

Katie

THIS looks like a kick ass party! That cupcake’s in the mail right?

Happy birthday, Daniel!

Or can I call you thedza? I feel like we're close like that, like we'd see each other on the street and I'd say, "Hey, thedza!" and you'd be all like "Hey, rsmallbone!" and I'd be all like, "Remember San Francisco?" and then you'd be breaking into a jog and I'd be trying to catch up, but it's hard with my pants around my ankles.

Anyway. I guess you're busy or whatever.

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:21:16 -0500

Yeeaaaah…busy…totally swamped.

But not to busy to say thank you and PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS, MAN!

It took going back 64 pages but I think I am done.

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:39:38 -0500

Unless, of course, I missed something in which case I am NOT done.

I want to thank all of you beautiful people that helped me feel like yesterday was made especially for me.

xoxo